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By not a runner - 21/01/2016 21:45 - United States

Today, I felt woozy if I moved too fast. I thought PE would be easy enough because I am in a yoga class and therefore normally do not have to do much quick moving. Instead of tomorrow, our Run For 25 Minutes Or Get An F day was today. I fainted. I still lost the points. FML

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