Miscellaneous: Today, I entered the fifth week of being ignored by my parents... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 07:59 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I entered the fifth week of being ignored by my parents and brother. Any attempts to start a conversation are shut down with a swiftly closed door, or suggestion I return to my room and leave them alone. Apparently choosing to study as a vet instead of a doctor is an unforgivable offence. FML

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