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By Piggy Preservatives - 20/04/2016 00:57 - United States - Dallas

Today, I donated blood and I was very dizzy and felt sick. I also had my biology final lab practical where we had to evaluate dissected fetal pigs. The smell of the month old persevered pigs was enough to cause me to almost pass out in the middle of the final and have to run outside to vomit. FML

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