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By I care too much - 10/03/2019 01:27

Today, I discovered that the big wardrobe in the room I rented hides a large passage between my room and my landlords'. I hear everything they do, and they hear everything I do, as in one room. The landlord has a drinking problem and rants at his wife at nights. FML

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