Work: Today, I discovered that a colleague has a crush on me and is...

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By NoseToNose - 07/06/2016 13:35 - United States - Lewisville

Today, I discovered that a colleague has a crush on me and is excited each time she sees me. This is the second colleague to have a crush on me. The one element that both colleagues share is severe mental handicap. FML.

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