Miscellaneous: Today, I didn't finish memorizing a piece for my music class... - FML

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By oh_hell_naw - 25/01/2016 18:05 - United States - Bristow

Today, I didn't finish memorizing a piece for my music class because I had a fever of 106. My mom decided the appropriate thing to do, is to delete ten of my iTunes for every day the song isn't memorized. It's a seven page piece, and I got two pages before I got sick. FML.

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