Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to would be a good idea to make my own diy hairspray...

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 01:30 - New Zealand

Today, I decided to would be a good idea to make my own diy hairspray like i saw on a youtube video. Instead of the salt I used sugar. Guess who has ants all over their dressing table. FML

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