Today, I brought in a note from my physiotherapist because my...

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By Wal-Hell - 09/03/2019 00:48

Today, I brought in a note from my physiotherapist because my shoulder was injured from work. I was supposed to have the weekend off to rest it. But if I don't work, I don't get paid. I'm a broke student. FML

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