Animals: Today, I asked my mother to take my pet turtle outside for thirty...

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By Fay - 03/03/2016 03:04 - United States - Henryville

Today, I asked my mother to take my pet turtle outside for thirty minutes to help him regulate his body temperature. I strictly said to make sure not to forget him outside while he was in direct sunlight. I now have a dried up dead turtle. FML

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