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By crazycatlady - 20/04/2016 05:44 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I announced to my father and step mother that I'm engaged to my fiancé of three years, instead of congratulations my stepmother glared, smirked and said "glad to see your following in your fathers footsteps". He got married early like me, and got divorced shortly after. FML

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