Health: Today, I allowed myself to collapse in the middle of the hallway...

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By do you see me - 03/02/2016 20:51 - United States - Richland

Today, I allowed myself to collapse in the middle of the hallway at my college because I couldn't see. When my vision returned I saw at least 5 people sitting in the hallway ignoring me. FML

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