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By Shafro_0 - 22/04/2016 18:08 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I accidentally took an overdose and was sent to hospital. The staff are convinced I am suicidal and now won't let me go until my mum flys over here from Germany to tell them I'm not. Every time I say it was accidental, the more psychotic they think I am. FML

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