Love: Today, during an argument my girlfriend told me if I wanted to... - FML

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By jacob2580 - 20/02/2016 18:54 - United States - Houston

Today, during an argument my girlfriend told me if I wanted to talk to her I needed to go up to her work and talk in person. I soon showed up at her work where she stared at me in shock, said "I didn't think you'd actually do it" and promptly called security to kick me out. FML.

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