Miscellaneous: Today, during a phone conversation where I listened to my mother... - FML

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By Orchard - 24/01/2016 00:44 - United States - Jennings

Today, during a phone conversation where I listened to my mother rant about my brother, she decided I wasn't being supportive enough and said exasperatedly, "You're not a mother; you would never understand." I had a hysterectomy last year due to extreme health issues. Yeah, mom, I guess not. FML

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