Miscellaneous: Today, by a unanimous vote from my entire family, it'd decided...

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By autumnbanshee - 08/02/2016 08:40 - United States - Little Rock

Today, by a unanimous vote from my entire family, it'd decided my grandfather's quick altzheimers onset that has him on his death bed is my fault. Just like the time they decided my father's suicide was my fault. FML

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