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By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, my boss handed me a check. Zoned out and thinking it was my weeks overdue paycheck, I said I'd go put it in my purse. It was a huge check for the wedding cake he just delivered. I was so confused by the situation still that he had to put it in the register for me. FML

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