Today, at work, a customer wants to use his military discount...

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By mewtwonow - 11/11/2019 17:43

Today, at work, a customer wants to use his military discount but he has no proof of ID. He starts yelling at me if I gone to war at all and to keep the discount. He leaves angry and I’m like it’s store policy no matter what, for the camera. FML

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