Miscellaneous: Today, at school, I saw my ex-boyfriend fall down some stairs....

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By kylorenkilledbysonjohncena - 25/02/2016 03:11 - United States - Moorhead

Today, at school, I saw my ex-boyfriend fall down some stairs. Mockingly I shouted "Ha! You fell down the stairs, asshole!" He replied with "Just like your life did." FML

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