Miscellaneous: Today, at my grandpa's visitation, my bastard of a brother thought... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 20:51 - United States - Marion

Today, at my grandpa's visitation, my bastard of a brother thought it would be funny to purposely fart and blame our grandpa. I'm pregnant and projectile vomited, without warning, onto my grandpa. No one in my family willl talk to me and I've been banned from his funeral tomorrow. FML

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