Miscellaneous: Today, at hockey practice my friend asked for some tape. I told...

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By Thanks mom - 28/01/2016 11:54 - United States - Plymouth

Today, at hockey practice my friend asked for some tape. I told him to look in my bag. Apparently, some laundry ended up in my bag because he pulled out a pair of pink lingerie. The whole team is now obsessed with my mom. FML

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