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By Ashley_the_Great - 25/05/2016 19:48 - United States - Dallas

Today, as I was walking to my car to go home from school, a bus parked right behind me. I couldn't pull foreward nor could I back up without hitting something. When i asked the bus driver to move or help me back up, she looked at me like i was speaking Klingon. FML

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