Today, and For the past two days I’ve been dog sitting. In the...

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By StartingToHateDogs - 29/04/2018 17:07

Today, and For the past two days I’ve been dog sitting. In the past few hours I’ve already had to clean a diarrhea covered carpet, wash two sets of bed sheets and pick up dog bed stuffing. Monday can not come faster... FML.

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