Money: Today, after waiting for three months to be paid over $2000 for... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 00:14 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, after waiting for three months to be paid over $2000 for work I did for my father's company, I decided to finally ask when I was getting paid. Instead of answering, my father called me a "F#cking b#tch" and told me to stop being so cheap. FML.

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