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By where did it come from - 07/02/2016 09:32 - Canada

Today, after staying up late, I decided to finally go to bed. Upon getting cozy, a sudden smell drives me to turn the lights back on, only to find that a stink bug must've gotten caught in my blankets and sprayed in self defense. It's 1:30am, my room smells like death, and we have no Febreze. FML.

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