Work: Today, after not putting me on the schedule for 2 weeks, my boss... - FML

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By Now I'll 2 hours to spare - 06/02/2016 08:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, after not putting me on the schedule for 2 weeks, my boss asked me to come in and talk to him. He said that I am too slow at what I am supposed to be doing, even though I always have an hour left to spare before the end of my shift, and I need to get my work done even faster. FML

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