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By fallingstarr08 - 17/04/2016 15:14 - United States - Brazil

Today, after non-stop texting every day, kisses every time we part ways, him paying for movies and dinners, I asked the man I've been in love with for 5 months if we could be officially together. His response? "Can we just be friends?"

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