Today... After months of separation and silence from my kid..... - FML

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By Miserable momma - 31/10/2018 20:41

Today... After months of separation and silence from my kid.. I see where she has publicly humiliated me all over social media. One of the reasons we quit talking? Because she said I commented something indirectly about her on social media. Shes been doing it for over a year. FML

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