Work Today, after having already completed and submitted an application... - FML

moxiinterstellar - 24/02/2016 17:40 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, after having already completed and submitted an application for a full studentship a month ago that my supervisor assured me I had an excellent chance for, I was informed that the requirements had just changed and I was no longer eligible due to being an international student. FML.

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