Today, after having a conversation about how I was seeing a therapist... - FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2018 05:40

Today, after having a conversation about how I was seeing a therapist to help manage stress, my boss told me that the only other employee in my department is on an indefinite sabbatical. Again. This is the second time in a year, and the first time drove me to the therapist in the first place. FML

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