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By sallymae - 26/08/2018 00:59

Today, after being out of work for several months, I called my grandmother and asked her to help me make my late car payments - she said she would send me a check. Two weeks later - no check. I asked her if she mailed it and she said "No! I don't want the damn mailman knowing my business!" FML

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