Love: Today, after about 2 weeks of preparation it was finally time...

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By isaacpoe - 22/02/2016 04:53 - United States - Keller

Today, after about 2 weeks of preparation it was finally time to ask this girl to the dance. So I brought the sign and everything to her first period class just to find out she moved. FML

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