Work: Today, after a weekend of non-stop booze intake, I threw up last...

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By mondaymadness - 15/02/2016 19:00 - Namibia

Today, after a weekend of non-stop booze intake, I threw up last night's dinner and vodka onto my boss's shoes worst part comes in when the diarrhoea kicked in and couldn't rush to the toilet on time, all infront of a potential client. FML

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