Today after a month or two of slow shower drainage and draino... - FML

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By Flossin - 01/03/2019 04:31

Today after a month or two of slow shower drainage and draino not working, the plumber came while I was at home. He pulled out a huge wad of floss n gunk and told ME not to put floss in the drain. My dad had been flossing in the shower and putting down the drain instead of throwing it away. FML

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