Today, a bee flew into my hair and got stuck. As I'm deathly...

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By Messyhair - 24/07/2018 03:43

Today, a bee flew into my hair and got stuck. As I'm deathly allergic, I began to have a panic attack and tried to get my boyfriend to help free it. Instead, he alternated between laughing at me and getting angry with me. FML

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