Intimacy: My roommate confided in me that she is bisexual. She was so happy... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2016 02:18 - United States - Bethesda

My roommate confided in me that she is bisexual. She was so happy to have a female to confide in that wouldn't judge or take advantage of the situation. She doesn't know I'm EXTREMELY attracted to her and that I've never told anyone I like girls......Fml

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