Love: My girlfriend got stuck out of town due to a blizzard last week.... - FML

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By trustissues - 20/04/2016 02:53 - United States - Colorado Springs

My girlfriend got stuck out of town due to a blizzard last week. She told me she was going to stay at a coworkers house because she trusted him not to try to get in her pants. Today I saw messages on her phone about how great the sex was and how she couldnt wait to give him another blowjob.

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