Miscellaneous: At lunchtime in school my crush's friend steals my pen. It's... - FML

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By ...awkward af - 05/02/2016 16:21 - United Kingdom

At lunchtime in school my crush's friend steals my pen. It's the only pen I have with me. I end up chasing him down the corridor to get it back. I corner him and start frantically grabbing for the pen. Unfortunately for me I grabbed when the pen was low and ended up grabbing his dick. FML

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