By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne
The Top
Twisted
By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States
Relax
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Dirty mind
By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 15:53 - United States - Elizabethtown
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OhWhoCares tells us more.
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By notattractiveatall - 15/10/2012 22:09 - Australia - Newcastle
Weirdo
By concernedsis - 04/02/2016 14:53 - United States - Atlanta
Forgive me
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Treasure hunt
By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States
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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 16:14 - United States - Clarksburg
Vibe check: strong crystal mom energy
By me. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By jan420 - 09/11/2012 22:03 - Norway - Moss
By harry - 06/12/2008 07:51 - France
New year, same shit
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
Spy vs. Spy
By Bree - 15/08/2012 15:15 - United States
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By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
Koizumiii tells us more.
I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
By roxyriley - 07/12/2009 09:30 - United States
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I got an FML published!!! Lol wow and I submitted it when I was still pretty upset I didn't think it'd get published :P Okay anyway I ended up calling the police and they were able to find him, along with my books and apparently a ton of other stuff since he'd been robbing people all day and drugs. Hopefully this isn't an omen or anything about my upcoming semester...