Today, while looking for money along with pictures of my grandma...

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By FloridaGirl03 - 27/09/2018 06:45

Today, while looking for money along with pictures of my grandma who's deceased, I found my mother's anal beads and her rabbit vibrator... I can never unsee that. FML

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wellthatsunfortunate 10

Sunday 30 September 2018 8:07

YDI-that's what you get for snooping through other people's things anderen trying to steal (money and pics in this case)

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wellthatsunfortunate 10

Sunday 30 September 2018 8:07

YDI-that's what you get for snooping through other people's things anderen trying to steal (money and pics in this case)

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