Geek: Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled...

By Anonymous - 18/11/2018 05:00

Today, while buying Red Dead Redemption 2, the cashier spoiled the ending. FML

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By nemesis5196523 - 03/12/2013 19:45 - United States - Ogden

Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML

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By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau

Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML

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By pissed - 17/12/2013 21:17 - United States

Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML

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By Spoilicious - 05/11/2012 15:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

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By fired - 17/09/2013 04:36 - United States - Barnesville

Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML

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Spoiler alert

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 00:00

Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML

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By Noname - 18/01/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML

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By pissed off mother - 05/05/2016 17:55 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was out shopping with my son and unbeknownst to me, he had secretly added a bunch of expensive games he wanted to the trolley. I was too embarrassed at the till to make a fuss as there was a huge line behind me. I watched as my normal £50 shopping bill climbed to over £400. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:13

Don't tell me. The GTA V guys come in and kill everyone, right? Also, finishing a game like that in only four days is pretty impressive, but since it's a prequel to the first game, I'm not sure the cashier really spoiled much, unless you haven't played the first one, yet.

purplecatlady 14

Sunday 18 November 2018 10:09

Well, some of us haven’t played the first game. But even if he did, spoiling is NEVER OKAY! I mean, there are unwritten rules - we are still too close to the release date.

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 3 November 2018 18:13

srtrpk 6

Monday 19 November 2018 6:02

Why do you literally comment on everything? #nolife lololol

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 19 November 2018 16:27

Two reasons: I have total job security, I'm not allowed to look at **** during work hours, and I'm a smart-ass with a lot of bullshit to say. Okay, that's three reasons, but you can still shut the **** up.

JasonThorn 19

Sunday 4 November 2018 3:52

"Get a rope." - Pace Picante Sauce ad, but still relevant.

lordgimp 6

Sunday 18 November 2018 5:22

It's a prequel, moron. How spoiled can it be, really?

ThatGuy9679 13

Sunday 18 November 2018 13:45

irOnic

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 18 November 2018 5:50

You mean she’s actually a man? Or is that “The Crying Game?” Oops, sorry about that.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 18 November 2018 22:31

Dammit, man... stop joining in with giving away spoilers...

purplecatlady 14

Sunday 18 November 2018 10:09

Well, some of us haven’t played the first game. But even if he did, spoiling is NEVER OKAY! I mean, there are unwritten rules - we are still too close to the release date.

EmDizzle2007 28

Sunday 18 November 2018 20:20

respect for spoilers has ended. the world you live in is filled with people who are OBSESSED with being the first to know something and tell as many people as they can.