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By S-t-t-utterin Steve - 06/05/2016 20:48 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, while at work, a man came in with his wife. The man had a stutter. A couple of minutes later, I was talking to my coworker about his stutter. The wife then came up and slapped me upside the head for "mocking her husband". I have the same stutter. FML

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:10

Report her if you haven't already. Doesn't matter that she thought you were mocking her husband, she was inappropriate in her course of action. If wherever you work doesn't have a method of handling inappropriate customers, consider legal action.

AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 7:09

That's assault. I'd call the cops.

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GhostFox 33

Sunday 8 May 2016 11:10

Report her if you haven't already. Doesn't matter that she thought you were mocking her husband, she was inappropriate in her course of action. If wherever you work doesn't have a method of handling inappropriate customers, consider legal action.

AndronicusPark 10

Monday 9 May 2016 7:09

That's assault. I'd call the cops.

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