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By FMLFreakShow - 29/07/2016 21:00 - United States - Saint Joseph

Today, we watched a "porno" in class. The said "porno" was my Teacher's sextape. FML.

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FMLFreakShow 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:14

OP here, I know this needs more explaining. He was setting something up for a presentation on his computer and clicked the wrong file. Luckily he turned it off before things got too bad. Some parents called the school, and he was suspended without pay for 4 weeks. I'm glad its over.

behappyitsover 11

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:46

What the actual F U C K

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Echo13243 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 17:43

If your teacher was intentionally showing you ****, and you're underage, that's a felony

FMLFreakShow 18

Saturday 30 July 2016 19:14

OP here, I know this needs more explaining. He was setting something up for a presentation on his computer and clicked the wrong file. Luckily he turned it off before things got too bad. Some parents called the school, and he was suspended without pay for 4 weeks. I'm glad its over.

hoponpip 20

Saturday 30 July 2016 21:17

it's good that he's been suspended but wow that is way too lenient I think - the idiot shouldn't keep that shit on the laptop he uses in class!!!

behappyitsover 11

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:46

What the actual F U C K

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