Kids: Today, was my grandma's friends birthday party, so I was invited....

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By DDDD_Gigi - 26/04/2016 05:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, was my grandma's friends birthday party, so I was invited. At the party a 86 year old man asked if he could marry me..... I'm 14 years old and haven't even started high school. He was the first guy to ever hit on me. FML

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Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:09

Either senility or him trying to give you a weird complement. I seriously doubt that it was meant seriously or for it to be taken as such.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:37

You're 14. You'll have plenty of randy high schoolers hitting on you when you grow into your body. Don't worry about it.

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laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:37

You're 14. You'll have plenty of randy high schoolers hitting on you when you grow into your body. Don't worry about it.

Izabushel 65

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:09

Either senility or him trying to give you a weird complement. I seriously doubt that it was meant seriously or for it to be taken as such.

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