Today, the girl of my dreams asked to tag along with me to the... - FML

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By BumLuck - 11/05/2018 22:02

Today, the girl of my dreams asked to tag along with me to the gym, and then to eat after. We ordered food, and my card declined despite money in the account. The next day I called and they said it was a random error. Now she won't go on a second date. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Saturday 12 May 2018 3:04

If she's that judgmental then you're better off without someone like that. Think of this moment as a test of character and she failed.

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Ghostrui 30

Saturday 12 May 2018 3:04

If she's that judgmental then you're better off without someone like that. Think of this moment as a test of character and she failed.

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