Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to his mother's place while... - FML

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By Lonelyduda - 13/03/2018 20:57

Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to his mother's place while they were both working to check the stove and feed the pet cat. I got there, put my keys, phone and wallet on the table, went outside to get the cat's bowl and locked myself out, I've been trying to open the door for 40 min. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 March 2018 1:06

You get locked out of a lot of places. Maybe you should be an inside human.

jodz11 8

Saturday 17 March 2018 9:20

Why don't you call the locksmith you called when you locked yourself out of the house on the way to a job interview on the same day that this happened?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 16 March 2018 1:06

You get locked out of a lot of places. Maybe you should be an inside human.

jodz11 8

Saturday 17 March 2018 9:20

Why don't you call the locksmith you called when you locked yourself out of the house on the way to a job interview on the same day that this happened?

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