Today, I woke up at 7:30 am and got dressed as usual. I went...

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By EMbelina - 07/06/2018 15:44 - United States - Rochester

Today, I woke up at 7:30 am and got dressed as usual. I went to work and went about my normal day. At about 3:30 pm I looked down at my feet only to realize I had on two different shoes- one blue and one silver. FML

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