Today, I watched my ex fiance make out with her new bf. It doesn't... - FML

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By Jon - 12/03/2018 07:54 - United States - Clio

Today, I watched my ex fiance make out with her new bf. It doesn't help that she moved two doors down from me and I have already seen multiple guys come. Some park in front of my place and make out when I have my shades open. We broke up only a month ago. FML

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Morgan Michelle 4

Tuesday 13 March 2018 21:56

I’m sorry that’s awful :/

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 15 March 2018 6:53

Sorry to hear that. I've never seen a healthy relationship start with a rebound. Known a few people in college that did that. It was like a roman candle.

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Morgan Michelle 4

Tuesday 13 March 2018 21:56

I’m sorry that’s awful :/

WeirdUS 29

Thursday 15 March 2018 6:53

Sorry to hear that. I've never seen a healthy relationship start with a rebound. Known a few people in college that did that. It was like a roman candle.

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