Today, the painter I’ve been waiting for over a month finally... - FML

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By Unpainted - 13/10/2018 07:43 - United States - Honolulu

Today, the painter I’ve been waiting for over a month finally showed up. Only to say that he’s going home because he can’t find a parking spot in my street. When I called his boss to complain about him, he took the painter’s side. I don’t own any parking spots, so hello unpainted wall forever. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 16 October 2018 22:45

What's so difficult about painting a wall? If you have no hands, I can see it being a problem, but if you're two hands to the good, grab a brush, a tin of paint, some elbow grease, and do the job yourself.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 16 October 2018 22:45

What's so difficult about painting a wall? If you have no hands, I can see it being a problem, but if you're two hands to the good, grab a brush, a tin of paint, some elbow grease, and do the job yourself.

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