Today the men came to measure our windows. They come when they... - FML

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By Nikiwindow - 12/10/2018 06:50

Today the men came to measure our windows. They come when they can so we had no advanced notice. I waved them up without thinking, forgetting my husband had laid out all our bondage gear and sex toys for cleaning. Fml

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 15 October 2018 0:10

Don't worry. I'm sure they were very professional. And they definitely didn't pretend to use them on each other. And they certainly weren't making jokes when they found the strap-on.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 15 October 2018 0:10

Don't worry. I'm sure they were very professional. And they definitely didn't pretend to use them on each other. And they certainly weren't making jokes when they found the strap-on.

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