Today, the medicine I took did in fact stop my cough...by making... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:46 - Canada - Barrie

Today, the medicine I took did in fact stop my cough...by making me puke for an hour. FML

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gahro_nahvah 10

Friday 3 February 2017 20:41

I've been in this exact situation, it's not fun. Hope you feel better.

ApricotQueen 17

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:08

try eating with your medicine, or taking it with sprite/7up.

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gahro_nahvah 10

Friday 3 February 2017 20:41

I've been in this exact situation, it's not fun. Hope you feel better.

ApricotQueen 17

Sunday 5 February 2017 4:08

try eating with your medicine, or taking it with sprite/7up.

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